One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marco?

"My braces are too tight."

“My braces are too tight.”

Student Council Preznint-for-Life Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, oops!, forgot to show up at a big wingnut hootenanny hosted by hate radio Mark Levine at something called Conservative Review.

Well, bad scheduling happens. Even robots have bad days, amiright? Or is it that his campaign is trying to shield him from late-breaking gaffes right before the voting (and after earning Gov. Nikki Haley’s endorsement)? So, let’s dispel with the fiction that Marco Rudio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing…

Nonetheless, Levine was nonplussed as the event started:

“Marco Rubio would you raise your hand? He was supposed to be here. Probably went to McDonald’s.”

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5 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marco?

  1. roket says:

    “It’s no you Mark, it’s me,” Marco did not add.

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  2. Pupienus Maximus says:

    Marco Rubio doesn’t show up when and where he’s supposed to be working? Shocking.

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    • tengrain says:

      I know! Purpienus, he’s just playing Senior Class hookey as he gets ready to leave the old joint behind.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  3. vonbeavis says:

    Due diligence, I read the story. The photo of Cruz preaching before a confederate flag is apropos.

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    • tengrain says:

      VonBeavis – It amazes me to this day how Lee Atwater and St. Ronnie planted an acorn that grew into the fetid and rotten tree that is today’s GOP.

      Rgds,

      TG

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