Turn That Frown Upside Down, ¡JEB!

¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®

The happy-go-lucky ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®

“It’s all been decided, apparently,” Bush said. “The pundits have already figured it out. We don’t have to go vote. I should stop campaigning maybe.”

Thus concluded the stump speech of ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® in South Carolina.

He’s really not good at this mingling with the little people thing.

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5 Responses to Turn That Frown Upside Down, ¡JEB!

  1. HarpoSnarx says:

    “It’s all been decided, apparently,” Bush said. “The pundits have already figured it out. We don’t have to go vote. I should stop campaigning maybe.”

    Well yeah. Sandra Day Neo Conn has emerged from her Constitution! crypt.

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  2. roket says:

    He never gets no respect.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I don’t know what he’s whining about, he has a better chance with the pundits than he’s got with the voters.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Time to bag the campaign and resume doing those cool things, ¡Jeb!

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    • tengrain says:

      Maybe ¡JEB! can model for Chimpy’s paintings?

      Perhaps we should consider what career path ¡JEB! needs to consider once this embarrassing turn of events is over.

      Rgds,

      TG

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