Danger! Danger Will Robinson!

Deep thoughts from Marco Rubio

Deep thoughts from Marco Rubio

Student Council President for Life, and noted professional rake-stepper Marco Rubio received the much-coveted endorsement of Gov. Nikki Haley (R – Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust) and took his victory lap at a series of Town Hall Events which his handlers quickly changed to rallies, you know, where he will not be asked any questions.

Rinse. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat…

“A campaign spokesman said the events were changed from town halls to rallies. That more controlled setting allows Rubio to limit the possibility of a bad moment in the home stretch to Saturday’s primary.”

One hopes that they have a stout string attached to his head to keep it from floating into the rafters if they are really worried that he will get tripped up by one of the rubes asking a question.

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5 Responses to Danger! Danger Will Robinson!

  1. roket says:

    It appears that Nikki Haley chose poorly.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

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  3. I love that “a campaign spokesman” basically just admitted out loud where the people can hear that their guy needs training wheels to avoid “a bad moment”.

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  4. moeman says:

    Wear a diaper.

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