“Message: I’m angry.”
And once more, with feeling: Multiple sources
in South Carolina
(seething hotbed of unbridled lust) report that popular Gov. Nikki Haley
will be endorsing Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio
, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death.
So much for the Bush Crime Family’s franchise in the south.
Also/too: cannot imagine how Haley is going to parlay this into a VP shortlist, and even if the planets somehow align and the Rubot gets the nomination, would The New Confederacy really go for two minorities on the ticket?