It Sucks To Be You, ¡JEB!

"Message: I'm angry."

“Message: I’m angry.”

And once more, with feeling: Multiple sources in South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust) report that popular Gov. Nikki Haley will be endorsing Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death.

So much for the Bush Crime Family’s franchise in the south.

Also/too: cannot imagine how Haley is going to parlay this into a VP shortlist, and even if the planets somehow align and the Rubot gets the nomination, would The New Confederacy really go for two minorities on the ticket?

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7 Responses to It Sucks To Be You, ¡JEB!

  1. Bruce388 says:

    The contacts might make ¡Jeb! a better shot with that pistol.


    • tengrain says:

      Yeah, that was on a really vile, unsourced RWNJ blog earlier this year; I didn’t touch it because it was someone clearly with an axe to grind (so to speak).

      If it is true, it will bubble-up in time; in the meanwhile it is pretty close to libel.




  2. “The Rubot”?

    Congratulations, 10G. Folks all over have been poking at that meme for the last 10 days, but not quite getting it right. “Rubot” is short, clean, and spot-on!

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