St. Ronnie Weeps… (Rake Stepping for Speed and Accuracy)

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, has taken the blessed words of blessed Saint Ronnie and turned them on their head:

Now aside from the dispirited copy (who writes this shit?!), the opening shot of Morning/Mourning in America is actually Vancouver British Columbia, Canada.

Oh yeah: THWACK

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11 Responses to St. Ronnie Weeps… (Rake Stepping for Speed and Accuracy)

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I just have to observe that anyone paying more in taxes than they pay on housing, food, and clothing combined has got to be doing spectacularly well.

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  2. roket says:

    Who’s the biggest liar now?


  3. Bruce388 says:

    Yeah, it’s all terrible. Let’s put a Floridian lightweight who got his ass handed to him by Chris Christie in there and see what happens.


  4. tengrain says:

    So much for the sunny optimism of St. Ronnie. Jeebus, can Debbie Downer just spare us 20 seconds and say, “Everything is shit.”




  5. Mr DeBakey says:

    Did you notice in that opening harbour shot all the people struggling under an oppressive government-operated health system in land where they’re not free to carry handguns?

    It makes me shudder.
    It makes me shudder.

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  6. C Montgomery Burns says:

    The only thing I got from that was what dear old dad used to say ‘If you can’t afford it, then don’t get fucking married.’
    He didn’t work much and watched a lot of TV so….there’s that i guess.


  7. Osirisopto says:

    I think he’s showing how much he loves his supporters by trying to get them to hang themselves in the basement.

    Who the hell produced that? A morose teenager on downers? Nobody would even look into the freakin camera.
    I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts selling rope at his next speach.

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