As we all know, South Carolina is the home of sedition in the United States, and the seething hotbed of unbridled lust (for example see Sanford, Gov. Mark). It is also the home of the dirtiest campaign tricks in American Politics (for example see Rove, Karl).
So it comes as little surprise that the newspaper of record in the Palmetto state, The Post-Courier, has a web-based, dirty-trick tracker and is asking the good lust-filled citizens of that state to report any shenanigans:
South Carolina has a reputation for dirty campaign tricks. Help us track them.
Please use the form below to submit examples of questionable campaign activity to The Post and Courier. You can include photos and videos of material you encounter like fliers in the mail or phone calls you receive. We may use your information for reporting on this topic, but otherwise your information will remain confidential. It will not be sold or used for any other commercial purposes.
Well, where’s the fun in that? I mean if Karl Rove can no longer entertain the rubes with rumors of Grandpa Walnuts having little mulatto babies running around, and if no one can send the The Willard Mechanism’s Mormon Christmas Card without retribution, won’t the ghost of SC-born favorite son Lee Atwater (See Horton, Willie) just rattle chains and make them all go lust-filled, bug crazy?
And you know that the Bush Crime Family (See Horton, Willie) sees this as their opportunity to take aim at the thrice-married, bankrupt-prone vulgar talking yam in a no-holds-barred iron-caged death match with one of their staff. (I’m sure that they’ve already donned their lily-white tennis togs and hired the staff to fling poo while they watch from the veranda sipping juleps and whatnot.)