SC, Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust and Dirty Tricks

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Dirty-trick victim Gov. Nikki Haley, who was alleged to be bumping uglies with a gross SC blogger.

As we all know, South Carolina is the home of sedition in the United States, and the seething hotbed of unbridled lust (for example see Sanford, Gov. Mark). It is also the home of the dirtiest campaign tricks in American Politics (for example see Rove, Karl).

So it comes as little surprise that the newspaper of record in the Palmetto state, The Post-Courier, has a web-based, dirty-trick tracker and is asking the good lust-filled citizens of that state to report any shenanigans:

South Carolina has a reputation for dirty campaign tricks. Help us track them.

Please use the form below to submit examples of questionable campaign activity to The Post and Courier. You can include photos and videos of material you encounter like fliers in the mail or phone calls you receive. We may use your information for reporting on this topic, but otherwise your information will remain confidential. It will not be sold or used for any other commercial purposes.

Well, where’s the fun in that? I mean if Karl Rove can no longer entertain the rubes with rumors of Grandpa Walnuts having little mulatto babies running around, and if no one can send the The Willard Mechanism’s Mormon Christmas Card without retribution, won’t the ghost of SC-born favorite son Lee Atwater (See Horton, Willie) just rattle chains and make them all go lust-filled, bug crazy?

And you know that the Bush Crime Family (See Horton, Willie) sees this as their opportunity to take aim at the thrice-married, bankrupt-prone vulgar talking yam in a no-holds-barred iron-caged death match with one of their staff. (I’m sure that they’ve already donned their lily-white tennis togs and hired the staff to fling poo while they watch from the veranda sipping juleps and whatnot.)

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5 Responses to SC, Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust and Dirty Tricks

  1. The veranda in Kennebunkport is a bit chilly this time of year. Maple toddies all around.

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  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    There goes that nasty GOP doing what the Dems don’t do best.
    The problem with fling poo at the talking yam is that it not only sticks but makes him look like one the ‘real’ people.
    Poor Little Rich Yam

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  3. I suspect the Bush Mafia haven’t yet understood the Rorschach Memo:

    Trump isn’t locked in with them….they’re locked in with Trump.

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  4. Karla says:

    From the Willard Christmas card story:
    “Those tactics backfire,” said Warren Tompkins, a political consultant who ran George Bush’s 2000 campaign in South Carolina and now is Romney’s top consultant in the state. “Anything this outrageous and childish and nonsensical would have a significant fallout on whoever did it and on whose behalf it was done,” Tompkins said.
    Apparently, Tompkins never heard about Grandpa Walnuts’ illegitimate black daughter.

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