News That Will Drive You To Drink

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So this affirming PSA from the Ad Council for last year’s St. Valentine’s Day has Y’all Qaeda’s panties in a bunch for this year:

‘Some ‘love’ deserves a label: sin.’ — Linda Harvey

“All the while the song plays which says “I can’t change even if I tried.” The problem with that is thousands have changed and left homosexuality behind.” — Janet Porter

And oddly, each and every time Janet and Linda try to find the thousands of self-proclaimed Ex-Gays to come to their rallies to take away gay people’s civil rights, they get about 10 people, most of whom are not ex- anything.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Pupienus Maximus says:

    Given the plethora of statements like “I still struggle with same sex attraction” that the exgayers are always making, it should be obvious to anyone with the brains that god gave to seafood that they aren’t ex-gay. In almost every case we later find out they aren’t even ex-cocksuckers. So there’s that.

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  2. Mr DeBakey says:

    Linda Harvey thinks that her Imaginary Friend thinks homosexuality is bad.

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  3. roket says:

    Linda Harvey and Janet Porter don’t know what love is.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    The problem with that is thousands have changed and left homosexuality behind.”

    Get Marcus Bachmann drunk and he’ll tell you that’s not true.

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  5. Hunter says:

    And it’s always the same ten people.

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