The Morning Quote (with extra Santorum)

It's Santorum, coming from behind!

It’s Santorum, coming from behind!

You must be a disappointed man to be the precinct captain for ‘Surging Santorum’ and then not vote for him after months of having Santorum on your teeshirts and whatnot:

“You didn’t vote for him?” MSNBC anchor Chris Hayes asked the man, showing a tally of votes with an “X” by Santorum’s name.

“As I was writing down [his name], my pen ran out of ink,” the man responded. “I was like, I can’t just ask somebody for a new pen while I’m doing this.”

“Buddy, you’re the Santorum dude,” Hayes responded in disbelief.

“I know, I know,” the Santorum supporter replied. “Failure to launch, failure to launch.”

Eww, gross!

(The Hill)

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3 Responses to The Morning Quote (with extra Santorum)

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Failure to launch? That’s what you get when you use Santorum as rocket fuel.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Failure to launch? Needs more Santorum.

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Hey that thar Get Outta Hell Free Cuz I’m Saved exemption covers everything!

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