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“If I’m lying… hey! I didn’t finish!”

The Lt. Governor of South Carolina, the seething hotbed of unbridled lust—and Jeebus— Henry McMaster has endorsed the vulgar talking yam (thanks Charlie!) Donald Trump:

“South Carolina is going to have the most decisive presidential primary election this cycle,” McMaster said.

“We want everybody to get out and vote and when you do, do what I do … vote for Donald Trump for president.”

He went on to praise Trump’s enthusiasm, which he called a breath of fresh air for politics.

“It’s not the dog in the fight that’s important, it’s the fight in the dog that’s important, and this dog has a lot of fight,” McMaster added.

Makes you wonder about Nikki Haley’s definite dissing of The Donald now, doesn’t it? Maybe that VP short list has gotten shorter?

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4 Responses to Endorsements!

  1. Next the Palmetto bugs in the palmetto state will endorse him


  2. Osirisopto says:

    Maybe this is the foundation of a new MPS series “Who’s under Donald’s desk?” or “Today in the race to be a Trump whipping boy….”


  3. roket says:

    I suspect the domino effect is in play here.


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