The Weird Turn Pro, Cont.

Trump and pianoWe’ve mentioned before Hunter s. Thompson’s aphorism that when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro, and again we are in such a moment in The 2016 Goat Rodeo. Attention whore extraordinaire Donald ‘Vanilla ISIS’ Trump is threatening to boycott the Fox News Debate. The subject of his ire: Megan Kelly, who as we all know bleeds from her eyes.

Gelatinous mass Roger Ailes has threatened to put an empty podium, smack dab stage center.

The Villagers are all over the place:

  • At last! Trump stumbles!
  • Another, brilliant move by Trump!
  • Can I have some paste to eat?

Here’s what I will say: he’s dominating the headlines and the discussion again. And Trump will hold that spot until the debate starts on Thursday. Meanwhile, Marco Rubio keeps yipping and jumping on his hind legs trying to get the press’s attention.

If ¡JEB! the Smarted Bush® were to be a no-show, would anyone hear the tree fall in the woods? Or in other words, would anyone bother to watch Fox to listen to the other 17,000 candidates yammer on?

I rest my case.

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11 Responses to The Weird Turn Pro, Cont.

  1. roket says:

    Needs more kittens.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Weird Dave says:

    OK, I’ve been Weird for a long time. How the heck do I get paid for it?


  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    There will sit the empty podium till – que music Dum dum dum….
    In walks Trump.
    And it wasn’t planned!
    No matter what you hear, it was not planned.


  4. A.J. says:

    If he pulls this off it will be a great coup. The blood-drunk howlers at CNN or other media outlets will pay ANY price they have to to get Trump opposite Fox, who will have an hour to bitch-slap Fox and any candidate who does not show up opposite him! HE is the ENTERTAINMENT viewers want. The ratings will soar at Fox’s expense. Who’d want to watch Cruz v. Jeb, or Carson? In fact, who will Fox and the RNC get to replace Trump? Fiorino? Huckabee?

    Poor Fox. “You built that!”


  5. E.A. Blair says:

    If he can’t face up to a Fux News bimbo (though to give her some credit, Ms Kelly has had some good, un-Fuxlike moments lately), how can we expect him to intimidate ISIS, Vladimir Putin, the Chinese, the Mexicans and all those other non-white and non-‘Murican enemies of the state?


  6. shewasthenaz says:

    Give them all bats.


  7. Osirisopto says:

    He’s going to hold a safari on fifth avenue hunting black Muslim undocumented immigrants instead of wasting energy listening to the losers whine.


  8. moeman says:

    Move the debate to Oregon, I hear some free space has opened up. tRump can stand in the middle of the road and start shooting off his mouth. Also, barrels of dildos for all.


  9. ebonkrieg says:

    I have been struggling with understanding this conundrum. Then the light bulb went off. Imma says understanding is impossible because FOX ( god of despair) is not worthy of the time spent to appreciate that The Trump is in a win/win. My hope is The Trump has the Rocky Mountain Oysters not to show. The show is The Show so we will have to endure it anyway.


  10. Philandtheblanks says:

    What’s ‘ol Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood doing on Thursday? He could have another incoherent debate with an empty podium with a yam on it.


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