Run, Levi, run for your life!
Is THIS Why People Don’t like Cruz?
“…I like Cruz. In fact, I met him last year, and I believe anyone’s better than Hilary Clinton. But here’s the thing, Sen. Cruz. My mom has consistently supported you and encouraged you. You’ve been a great advocate for conservative causes, and she’s stood by you when others haven’t…
“After hearing what Cruz is now saying about my mom, in a negative knee-jerk reaction, makes me hope my mom does endorse Trump. Cruz’s flip-flop, turning against my mom who’s done nothing but support and help him when others sure didn’t, shows he’s a typical politician. How rude to that he’s setting up a false narrative about her!
“…The audacity to suggest that because she chooses one over the other will somehow “damage” her just shows arrogance.
“You’ve also said, “She can pick winners!” I hope you’re right, and that she endorses Donald Trump today for President.”
Which has of course led to the Narcissus Borealis herself to tweet:
Is THIS Why People Don’t like Cruz? https://t.co/Qv3iih071S
— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) January 19, 2016
And, just to give you some vicarious thrills, Alberta Ted tucks his tail and tweets in reply:
I love @SarahPalinUSA Without her support, I wouldn't be in the Senate. Regardless of what she does in 2016, I will always be a big fan.
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 19, 2016
UPDATE 1: Thank-you Jeebus!
Yup, Mooselini endorsed Vanilla ISIS:
Breaking News: Sarah Palin has endorsed Donald Trump in the GOP primary, helping him appeal to Tea Party loyalists https://t.co/j6RImSsvyL
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 19, 2016
Mock Paper Scissors 
The Conservative circular firing squad has two main weapons. Fear, surprise and almost fanatical devotion to the grift – three main weapons.
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Our THREE main weapons are fear, surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the grift , and complete detachment from reality…
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Darn it, four. Our FOUR main weapons are fear, surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the grift, complete detachment from reality and a muslim owned national network propaganda machine…
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Our FIVE main weapons are fear, surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the grift, complete detachment from reality and a muslim owned national network propaganda machine and our adversarial relationship with grammar…
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Our SIX main weapons are fear, surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the grift, complete detachment from reality and a muslim owned national network propaganda machine and our adversarial relationship with grammar…and blue-eyed, surfer Jesus.
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Amongst our weapons are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again.
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Oh just pull the pin from the Holy Hand Grenade and throw it…
No! The Grenade! Throw the Grenade, dammit!
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Murdoch is a muslim ! OK, what have I missed?
(signed) Stunned in SA.
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