Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us about the time she commanded the weather to change:
“… [A friend] came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what my friends do to me! “Do something!” And what he meant was “Command the clouds to go away!”
I said, “No problem.” I read that in the book, right? I have authority over the weather, right?…
So I did, I just put my hands up… I lifted my hands and I said these simple words: “In the name of Jesus, I command this cloud layer to dissipate.”
Now doesn’t that seem weird?
You know what happened? Within a half an hour, NO MORE CLOUDS! Amen? And they got the shoot.”
Spooky, huh? It only took a half an hour and the clouds, they went away. You can’t explain that!
Now if only Cindy had been around to help with Katrina, or some of the many other weather-related disasters…