News That Will Drive You To Drink

Grifters Gotta Grift

Grifters Gotta Grift

“That’s Senator Mooselini, to you!”

Yup, Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is hinting that she will primary Alaskastan’s sitting Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski:

Our favorite story of the “will she run?” rumor mill that is starting to get traction is how Palin has a favorite new yoga spot in Anchorage. That yoga studio must be popular among politicos because I hear nothing but talk of her and her apparently newly “enhanced” physique. According to those who overheard the conversations, when fellow yoga practitioners told Sarah how much they miss her and ask whether or not she’d run against Lisa, she tells them “I’m thinking about it.” Well, there you go, all the confirmation you need.

“Enhanced” physique?

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. another kiwi says:

    Damn! Does this mean she is giving up on the Veep, this time? She usually waits until she has the gig before she quits.

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  2. evillemike says:

    I was wonderin’ about that “enhanced physique” thing myself.

    But, ahem – Joe Miller beat Murkowski in the primary last time, and Lisa won the general anyway as a write-in. So if Palin’s making noise about a run for Senate, it’s a fair bet we’re looking at the standard GOP grift. Phyllis Schlafly-In-Waiting, but without the brains.


  3. Osirisopto says:

    Mooselini got boob lift?


  4. Bruce388 says:

    The Google says Sarah has a approval rating of 36%. Good luck with your Senate dreams, Sarah.


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