It Keeps Happening

bristol-the-nunAbstinence Educator Brisket Palin® has calfed a new bebbe: Sailor Grace.

Brisket announced the pregnancy shortly after splitting with then-fiancé Dakota Meyer:

“I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.”

…and announced the birth thusly:

…which has 57 retweets, so probably no reality show for this one.

Sailor Grace is Brisket’s second (or third) out-of-wedlock child and Mooselini’s third (or fourth) grandchild.

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10 Responses to It Keeps Happening

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    It’s Christmas, it’s probably a virgin birth.

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  2. another kiwi says:

    Some kids are behind the 8-ball from birth.Best of luck, Sailor.


  3. Bruce388 says:

    I’m going with Sailor being Brisket’s third. Sarah’s fable about Trigg being hers rivals the Christmas story.

    Good luck, kid.


  4. roket says:

    Has she chosen a last name yet?


  5. w3ski4me says:

    Is she part of the “quiverfull” movement? I thought they were supposed to be married first? Good luck on 19 kids and a single Mom. Sheesh.


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