Your 3-Martini Stupid Is Served, Sen. Cruz

The Horses are Neighing Again

The hi-pitched, nasal whine of Sen. Ted Cruz tells us that instead of overturning Roe v. Wade, let’s just give personhood to zygotes!

So vagina-owning Americans, be prepared for manslaughter charges if you miscarry for any reason. To the brig with you if your rapist’s baby doesn’t make it to term.

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2 Responses to Your 3-Martini Stupid Is Served, Sen. Cruz

  1. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Well if zygotes and sperm’s are now ‘persons’, then there are millions of septic tanks around this country with untold billions of sentient beings living in them.
    At least I hope it’s just the septic tanks.

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  2. roket says:

    Surely it will be the responsibility of the man to determine the exact moment of conception since women can fake orgasims. Bet Ted can find a Bible verse to back that up, too.


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