I Hope They Don’t Take You Up On It, Liberty University

Get off the Cross, Someone Needs the Wood

Onward Christian Mujahideen!

Onward Christian Mujahideen!

I’m not entirely certain of his strategy, but Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr seems to be double-dog daring terrorists to attack his campus:

“I’ve always thought that if more good people had concealed-carry permits, then we could end those Muslims before they walked in and killed them,” he said during the school’s convocation, before teasing the students about his own gun.

“If some of those people in that community center had what I have in my back pocket right now…,” he said. “Is it illegal to pull it out? I don’t know,” he joked, to laughter and loud applause. “I just wanted to take this opportunity to encourage all of you to get your permit. We offer a free course,” he said. “Let’s teach them a lesson if they ever show up here.”

Nice that he doesn’t know if it is illegal to fondle his weapon in a public place, so maybe he should enroll in his own course? Or maybe the students should ask for their money back.

It’s like Jeebus said, turn the other ammo clip.

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6 Responses to I Hope They Don’t Take You Up On It, Liberty University

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Back pocket? Now, that is some freaky mutation!


  2. Osirisopto says:

    when I was growing up jeebus was known as he “prince of peace,” today he is a God Of War.

    Can you guess why I have “issues” with xristianity?



    • Queasy says:

      “Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.”

      Which peace-loving religion is that from?


  3. roket says:

    Only a matter of time now before the first Darwin Award is issued to an LU student on campus.


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