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I suppose we should have expected the inevitable return to birtherism from short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump (thanks Spy Magazine!):
“We can’t close our eyes. I don’t know what’s wrong with Obama, he wants to close his eyes and pretend it’s not happening. Why is he so emphatic on not solving the problem? There’s something we don’t know about. There’s something we don’t know about.”
Well, at least this time he didn’t say that The Kenyan Usurper has evil intentions, you know, bringing Syrian refugees here.
Somewhere, Orly Taitz is smiling.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 26, 2015
His source for the dancing 9-11 Muslims is crypto-nazi InfoWars, ground zero of every conspiracy out there.