Brisket Palin Speaks®

Brisket, the naughty nun

Brisket, the naughty nun

A nation turns to Brisket Palin® to understand the issues of the day: Starbucks Coffee Cups. You see, it’s the liberals who are making a big deal about it to make fun of the Xristians:

…They used one small group’s opinion about the cups and began attributing it to the greater Christian community. The mainstream media and the Left love their outrage machine where they claim the world is ending because any number of tiny people have expressed hurt feelings on social media. So now, they’re taking a tiny fraction of people’s response and attributing it to all conservative Christians.

Do not buy in to the media hype surrounding this story!! It is just another attempt by the LEFT to make Christians look stupid.

Oh, Brisket, we don’t have to spend time or energy to make conservative Xristians look stupid, they do a fine job on their own, what with urging everyone to convert the jews before the rapture and potato slop buckets for the rapture and killing all the ‘mos and storing grain in pyramids…

As a former barista, I buy my coffee locally. (Shout out to Mocha Moose!) …Christmas is a celebration of the birth of the Prince of Peace. So how about we take the media’s attempt to make us all seem crazy and stupid, and turn it in to an opportunity to truly share the love of Christ with our neighbors and communities who are hurting so much this season.

And some of her best friends are coffee cups? What the heck?! See! She was boycotting Starbucks before they were declaring war on Xmas!

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6 Responses to Brisket Palin Speaks®

  1. grs says:

    P.S. “As a former barista…” has never been used a qualifier ever… “I buy my coffee locally. They have a lot of coffee plantations up there in Alaska?

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  2. roket says:

    “[B]ecause any number of tiny people have expressed hurt feelings on social media,” said a tiny person expressing her hurt feelings on social media, without end. Amen.

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    “an opportunity to truly share the love of Christ with our neighbors”

    On front lawns no less!

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  4. E.A. Blair says:

    “It is just another attempt by the LEFT to make Christians look stupid.”

    No, sweetie. Christians don’t need anybody else to make themselves look stupid. You are doing quite well on your own.

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  5. mrdebakey says:

    I don’t understand why I’m not getting all revved up bout this coffee cup controversy.
    I just don’t.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    Happy Holidays, Brisket.

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