Because We Love A Good Retraction

Jeebus weeps

Jeebus weeps

So you guys might remember that yesterday’s Happy Hour News Brief, we mentioned that four of the 2016 Goat Rodeo contestants are going to speak at a conference convened by Kevin Swanson who is openly calling for the ‘mos to be executed? These candidates include a sitting senator (Cruz), a sitting governor (Jindal), and one former governor (Huckabee), and Ben Carson.

Let’s meet one of the other presenters, president of the Christian Reconstructionist organization American Vision Joel McDurmon:

So hawt! Maybe he could mount Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, and they could make beautiful monkey-love? Or maybe he has a brother? Anyway…

But to be perfectly clear, even though this video is posted TODAY, this hipster-esque tattoo’ed theocrat (which I believe is also a death-penalty in Leviticus, but I could be wrong, but I’m not) has a clarification to make:

In my view, the Bible does not criminalize “homosexuality,” but only the homosexual act of sodomy. I believe the Bible on this point.

Oh, well, that’s entirely different. Never mind my concern.

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6 Responses to Because We Love A Good Retraction

  1. mrdebakey says:

    “I’d like to complain about other peoples’ sex lives” thundered the Biblethumper.
    “Amen!” responded his Tithers


  2. Osirisopto says:

    So it’s teh butt seks that drives them crazy, eh?


  3. roket says:

    Why doesn’t he have a tattoo of a cross on his forehead? Like an anti Charles Manson. No wait. They’re probably more alike than different.


    • tengrain says:

      That was a plot line in “Bob Roberts”, which if you haven’t seen, you must watch. I swear that movie nailed the GOP to the cross, so to speak.




  4. witsend says:

    Not sure if this is old news if it is just ignore me.

    Give Me Sex Jesus is a documentary on the purity movement and to anyone who wants an insight into the thought process of those involved, the background of how it developed it is a must watch.

    Going above and beyond the sex agenda of the purity movement is what makes this documentary stand out from others. Tying race, gender, slavery and immigration with white culture and its fears gave me a deeper understanding of the movement as a whole and makes more sense holistically, rather than viewing them as just a bunch of uptight, bible thumping prats out to ruin sex for everyone else.

    Matt Barber who made it is not the I am not a homo but you sure look good to me Matt Barber.


  5. Weird Dave says:

    So, wait. The occasional handy is OK?



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