And Then I tried This One Weird Trick…

Witch! Witch! Witch!

Witch! Witch! Witch!

3 More Sure Signs Witchcraft Is Attacking You

This is my favorite:

3. Just plain worn out. If you’ve slept eight hours, had a tall cup of coffee and you still feel like you’ve been run over by a truck, witchcraft could be attacking you. This is one of the ways witchcraft comes after me. I’ve learned not to give in by laying down for a nap that turns into four or five hours of witchcraft-induced sleep. If you are eating well, sleeping well, exercising well and living well—and if you are generally healthy—you shouldn’t feel like you’re walking through quicksand. This could be a witchcraft attack.

Or, you could be hungover. The Debbil Made You Do It!

What is it with Xristians and witchcraft? They really believe in it?

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6 Responses to And Then I tried This One Weird Trick…

  1. that’s ridiculous.

    On the other hand, zombies are totally real…

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Sign 2, compulsion to write stupid internet articles…

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    Well I was thinking about getting Christine O’Donnell into bed, but my magicked must have spilled over. Regardless, boffing with Jennifer Laclaire would be nice, too.

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  4. roket says:

    I find that if you substitute the word ‘witchcraft’ with ‘conservative ideology’ in her ramblings, it makes better sense. With her, projecting her inner demons onto others is a feature and not a bug.

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  5. I bet if we found some Wiccans to admit to this, everyone would be happy. Unless there was a bloodbath.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    WAY too many Americans believe in angels. Angels, witchcraft, supply side economics, Iraqi WMDs, Mexican rapists, Chimpy landing on a carrier, ….

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