Brisket, the naughty nun

Brisket® Palin continues to nail herself to the cross, you guys:

“I took a patient back to an exam room, and set up for for a procedure the dr [sic] was about to do. (I promise I really do work a normal job, and have for a while.) I was making small talk with the patient while filing out notes… She asked how long I had been there. I told her around 6.5 years, but I had left for school, and done other short term “things” but always came back… She said she had never seen me there before. She goes on to say that she had heard “Bristol Palin had worked there,” and I just kind of laughed. I didn’t say a word. (I never do! DWTS/reality shows – that kind of stuff is so embarrassing for me!!!) Anyways, what was strange about this incident was that the patient continued. She then told me that, “it was a long time ago, when her mom was running. She didn’t work here long.” I still didn’t say a word.

“She then tells me, “but Bristol Palin is such an idiot!”

Now, of course, Brisket® could have left it right there, but she makes the authorial choice to project:

“I’m sure she would’ve said something like, “well she’s such a whore” .. That’s all people can revert back to, you know?”

Brisket®, Brisket®, Brisket®. No one has ever accused you of having the business sense to charge for it.

Anyway, she then delivers the wicked burn!

“All I said back was, “Well actually, I am Bristol Palin and I have worked here, and I think that’s pretty rude you would say something like that.”

“Her face went white!!!

“Like I’m sure the biggest foot you could’ve ever put in your mouth just happened!!

“I told her the dr. would be right in and closed the door. “

Oh, Snap!

“The patient ended up apologizing – and even sent flowers that same day! I know she felt terrible, and I know she had no reason to call me an idiot.

“I couldn’t believe it after it had all happened..

That makes two of us, sister. Brisket®, you should have been fired on the spot for the way you treated a paying customer, if this indeed ever happened.

It’s always funny how in the conservative victimhood dreams after they’ve been dissed, they always end up triumphant over their persecutors. It’s like she’s writing finger-banging Republican porn… Dear Penthouse Forum…

An apology, flowers, a long, hot shower with fluffy towels and chocolates afterwards as you head to the satin sheets… “$20, same as in town,” Brisket® didn’t murmur, as her robe hit the floor. “You can leave it on the dresser.”