The Lady and the Trump

“Some Say,” some said

Lucent? Never heard of it!

Lucent? Never heard of it!

It is the considered opinion of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) that Carly ‘Fire ‘Em All’ Fiorina won the debate last night, and they breathlessly give us yet another unsourced report of how it played.

They do give us some charts of winners and losers to back up their assertions, which are:

  1. ‘Fire’em All’ Fiorina won
  2. ‘Hot Ham’ Walker lost
  3. Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase won the kiddies’ table

As is our custom we will list all the sources cited in the article. You can scroll past as our cliff notes are at the bottom:

  • Sixty percent of Republican insiders called
  • A New Hampshire Republican cheered
  • said an Iowa Republican
  • added a New Hampshire Democrat
  • insiders said
  • a New Hampshire Republican said
  • added another
  • Applauded an Iowa Republican
  • a New Hampshire Democrat said
  • a New Hampshire Republican said
  • Added an Iowa Republican
  • jabbed one Iowa Republican
  • agreed another
  • insiders said at the time
  • predicted a third Iowa Republican
  • Added an Iowa Democrat
  • a New Hampshire Republican said
  • Added another
  • a New Hampshire Republican said
  • an Iowa Republican said
  • Added a New Hampshire Republican
  • said a number of insiders
  • a New Hampshire Republican said
  • As one blunt Iowa Republican put it

Cliff Notes: if no one is willing to go on record, then this is all speculation and gossip. Some of it might even be members of the various campaigns trying to cast the competition’s performance in a negative light, because without sources we don’t know.

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1 Response to The Lady and the Trump

  1. roket says:

    As one blunt Iowa Republican put it, it could also be complete hogwash.

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