Santorum In The Morning (eww*, gross!)

It's Santorum, coming from behind!

It’s Santorum, coming from behind!

According to Frothy, Gawd’s Own Filing Clerk Kim Davis is exactly like a Columbine High shooting victim:

“Sixteen years ago this country was tremendously inspired by a young woman who faced a gunman in Columbine and was challenged about her faith and she refused to deny God. We saw her as a hero.”

“Today, someone who refuses to defy a judge’s unconstitutional verdict is ridiculed and criticized, chastised because she’s standing up and not denying her God and her faith. That is a huge difference in 16 years.”

“How many bakers, how many pastors, how many florists, how many pastors, how many clerks are we going to throw in jail?”

Sounds like the Council of Trent: “How many angels can dance on a pinhead, you dick?”

*(Fuckin’ autocorrect changed eww to Www)

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10 Responses to Santorum In The Morning (eww*, gross!)

  1. roket says:

    That is a yooooge difference because 16 years ago Kim Davis was probably committing adultery.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “How many bakers, how many pastors, how many florists, how many pastors, how many clerks are we going to throw in jail?”

    As many as it takes I suppose.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I bet Santorum had an A+ rating with the NRA- fuck that guy.

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  4. Momus says:

    I believe that story about the Columbine victim was exposed as a myth shortly after it made the rounds. Witnesses at the time didn’t remember any verbal exchange between the victim and the killers.

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    • Osirisopto says:

      The Xritian Xrazies never let an opportunity to feign persecution pass them by. Lying to achieve the goal of victimhood is de rigueur.

      If it weren’t for the fact that the Romans were vicious, cruel bastards, suffering from heavy metal poisoning I would question the story of Xristians being fed to the lions because of it.

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  5. MDavis says:

    someone who “refuses to defy” the supreme’s verdict, “…how many pastors … how many pastors…”
    Now that is some presidential level verbiage, if you are talking Bush II.

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  6. moeman says:

    Is Rick churning butter for the anti-gay bakers?

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  7. Is Autocorrect a Wobbly? Solidarity forever!

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