The Return of Pickles

Pickles Von Strap-On Goes Camping!

People Magazine (tastes great, less filling) tells us that Pickles Bush is a great big ol’ out doors gal, who has been hiking with some of her ol’ pals on a yearly outing:

“We laugh the whole time we walk, even when we’re miserable in pouring rain, and always make it into a funny story at the end,” Bush says. “That’s the great part of hiking with just women.”

“The uther fun part,” Pickles did not add, “is being fur-brained in th’ great outdoors. Mmmm, Xanax: it’s what’s fer breakfast, y’all.”

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6 Responses to The Return of Pickles

  1. Bruce388 says:

    “That’s the great part of hiking with just women.” The other great part — no Chimpy.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    She wants to survey the destruction her husband’s policies is wreaking.

    “Glacier National Park? How droll!”

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Just as long as she ain’t driving the Escalade on them thar cliffs.

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  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Looking good.
    Now jump!

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  5. roket says:

    “Just us women in up armored humvees with 3 or 4 Apache helicopters as escort,” Pickles did not add.

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