Pop Quiz!

OK, now that Brisket® Palin has finally admitted that her newest baby’s babydaddy is her former fiancé Dakota Meyer, it is incumbent upon us to once again assist the Palin family to name Mooselini’s third (or fourth, depending) grandchild.

For ⅛ of one point towards you midterm grade, name Brisket’s® babby!

In keeping with my tradition, I suggest ‘Spatula.’

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman for this late-breaking story. Moeman claims "Kentucky," by the way.)

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32 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Well, since the daddy’s name is “Dakota” and Kanye already took “North” they should go with “South.”

    Actually, “Frack” would work too.


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Squibb Bristol Meyer.

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  3. roket says:

    Icemeth Bud


  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    3rd of…..No.
    InAbsentia. After all it did end her book writtin career.


  5. Oscar, if he is given his father’s last name.

    Since it’s a Palin tradition to name a child after where it was conceived, I suggest Backov for the first name and Limo for the second.


  6. Silfloss Torgo if it’s a boy babby. Stringer Monoculture if it’s a girl babby. If it’s actually her babby, though, Spandex Babylon.


  7. Bisham says:

    Abby, short for Abstinence.
    Or Coathanger, since she kept thinking it would be a better option than all the lamestream media attention she was gonna git.


  8. Frank McCormick says:

    Going a different route:
    – Inuit?
    – Siouxie?


  9. Steve-O says:

    Cash Cow Palin.
    Or Prop, since that is exactly what the child will be to that family.
    Seriously, I feel sorry for the kid. Or any kid born into that family.


  10. jimbob says:

    How bout Brither? Or just plain Birther? If family history prevails, it may be difficult to
    find the certificate.


  11. purplehead says:

    Deliverance. Liver, for short. That family kind of reminds me of that movie. Also, too. Oh hey! Also Two!

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  12. Oblios_Cap says:

    Honey BooBoo


  13. Bruce388 says:

    Pritt (sort of the reverse of Tripp)


  14. witsended says:

    I am sick to death of your attacks on poor Bristol Palin . To be given a name that in real English ( not US speak ) translates as Stupid Palin, is a big enough cross for anyone to have to bear.
    Quick English lesson for all you foreigners.
    The term Bristols is the short version of Bristol City meaning Titties, therefore a Bristol is a Tit.
    To call someone a Tit in real English means they are stupid or an idiot.
    For example, D.Trump is a right Tit.
    So leave her alone she is only trying her best to live up to the name bestowed upon her by her ever loving mother and in my humble opinion making an excellent job of it.

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  15. J F says:

    Duggar! of course.


  16. Osirisopto says:

    Oopsie Daisie

    Liked by 1 person

  17. motocat says:

    You’re all so mean (as I’m giggling with every entry). I’m going to suggest a REAL name, Oscar. (You all can work it out.)


  18. Pissed in NYC says:

    Slip, for slipped diaphram. Or Torn, for torn condom.


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