OK, now that Brisket® Palin has finally admitted that her newest baby’s babydaddy is her former fiancé Dakota Meyer, it is incumbent upon us to once again assist the Palin family to name Mooselini’s third (or fourth, depending) grandchild.
For ⅛ of one point towards you midterm grade, name Brisket’s® babby!
In keeping with my tradition, I suggest ‘Spatula.’
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman for this late-breaking story. Moeman claims "Kentucky," by the way.)