Tiger Beat on the Potomac Wins The Morning!

Posted on June 30, 2015 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) wins the morning with an excerpt from Ted Cruz’ book, From Doubles Tennis to Internet Porn: My Year as a Supreme Court Clerk.

“Most of the justices were in their 60s or older. Few knew much or anything about the Internet. So the librarians of the court designed a tutorial for them. … In a small room gathered the chief, O’Connor, and their respective law clerks. The librarians’ purpose was to demonstrate to the justices how easy it was to find porn on the Internet. …

“Here I was, a 26-year-old man looking at explicit porn with Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, who was standing alongside the colleague (my boss) she had once dated in law school. As we watched these graphic pictures fill our screens, wide-eyed, no one said a word. Except for Justice O’Connor, who lowered her head, squinted slightly, and muttered, ‘Oh, my.””

“Amateur,” Clarence Thomas did not mutter under his breath as he pushed the Court Librarian out of the way, “let the maestro do the driving.” He cracked his knuckles and his ten arthritic fingers banged the keyboard as if on the hands of a much, much, younger man.

“Nino, this one’s for you: Naughty Nuns in Bondage!”

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10 Responses to Tiger Beat on the Potomac Wins The Morning!

  1. roket says:
    June 30, 2015 at 8:48 am

    ROFLMAO. Love those ‘did not’ parts.

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  2. Oregon Beer Snob says:
    June 30, 2015 at 9:28 am

    He cracked his knuckles and his ten arthritic fingers banged the keyboard as if on the hands of a much, much, younger man.

    Five arthritic fingers. The other hand went instinctively to his crotch.

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