Important Bobby Jindal Announcement! UPDATED

The 2016 Goat Rodeo Continues!

The 2016 Goat Rodeo!

The 2016 Goat Rodeo!

Today’s the big, Big, BIG day that boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal announces!

“Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal announces for president today: “Over the weekend, … Jindal sat down with his wife, Supriya, and three children Selia (13), Shaan (11) and Slade (8) to have a family meeting about running for President A video … was filmed with a GoPro that was mounted in a decorative bush in the backyard of the Louisiana Governor’s Mansion. … The Jindal children peppered their mom and dad … Are we going to be invited to the announcement? What do we have to wear? …”

Thanks for that in-depth coverage, Politico’s email thingie. (video here)

Jindal, as you may recall, gave the classic rebuttal to The Kenyan Usurper’s initial State of the Union Address, to much notoriety:

…and more recently he went on a foreign policy building junket in which he declared that Muslims had created Sharia law enforced No-Go Zones in the UK. This news was so startling to Prime Minister Cameron that he said:

“When I heard this, frankly, I choked on my porridge and I thought it must be April Fools’ Day. This guy is clearly a complete idiot.”

So Jindal’s got creating an international incident going for him, too.

Besides bankrupting his state’s finances to make Grover Norquist’s bathtub happy and pretty much destroying public education in Louisiana, Jindal is best known for calling his political party The Stupid Party.

Jindal is currently polling at about 1%.

UPDATE: Jindal has a campaign website that features… absolutely nothing.

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7 Responses to Important Bobby Jindal Announcement! UPDATED

  1. C Montgomery Burns says:

    There’s an old Cajun saying:
    When you make Scott Walker(R–Kochsucker) look good and have not a chance in hell of winning, it’s time to run.


  2. roket says:

    Can’t wait for all the barbequed goat coming our way. Yum?

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  3. Bruce388 says:



  4. sad says:

    Hillery’s good enough for the Corps anyway.


  5. The Match says:

    Ok, that website can’t be real. It has to be a parody of some sort. I mean, it just has to. It is, isn’t it? Please tell me it’s not real.
    Please. I’m begging you.


  6. M. Bouffant says:

    C’mon, there’s PLENTY on his website. Example:

    Bobby’s Top Eight Op-Eds on Repealing Obamacare


    • Osiriopto says:

      how could you miss the most important part of the website?
      Sheesh it’s right there in the top right, a bright red “donate” button. It could be bigger, though.


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