A dead-eyed dick

We are sad to report that Fox News has once again cancelled their contract with Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Oh, the humanity!

Reports Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!):

“Fox News will not renew its contract with Sarah Palin, whose bombastic appearances have been a cable staple since the former Alaska governor’s failed run on John McCain’s ticket in the 2008 presidential election cycle. When asked for comment, a Fox News spokesperson confirmed the network had amicably parted ways with the governor on June 1.

“Palin, 51, is expected to make occasional guest appearances on Fox and Fox Business, and will appear on other networks and cables. She has a show on the Sportsman Channel, does a lot of speeches, and will announce a new publishing project soon.”

Mooselini still has a reality show (I think) and of course her “channel” that our lovely Wonkette reports on periodically. And as she still has three unmarried daughters, I’m guessing there will be baby announcements coming soon and the local Police Blotter to look forward to.

I’m sure we have not seen the last of her.