The Morning Quote – UPDATED

Ted Cruz smells his record.

Ted Cruz smells his record.

“You know the great thing about the state of Iowa is, I’m pretty sure you all define gun control the same way we do in Texas — hitting what you aim at.”

–Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz, speaking in Iowa literally hours after commenting to reporters about the Charleston Massacre,

“A sick and deranged man went and prayed for an hour with the congregants in an historically black church and then, for reasons that we don’t fully understand murdered nine innocent souls.”

He’s the most tone-deaf contender of the 2016 Goat Rodeo contenders. So far, that is.

UPDATE: Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) covers the story with their usual aplomb: missing it almost entirely and focusing on something that humanizes Ted.

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1 Response to The Morning Quote – UPDATED

  1. Bruce388 says:

    NOTHING humanizes Ted (R-Rafael).

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