Save The Date!

Breaking 2016 Goat Rodeo News!

Breaking 2016 Goat Rodeo News!

Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff’s glabrous grifting pool boy, is having a picnic or something and the Who’s Who of Wingnuttia will be there, you guys! Including pretty much the entire kkklown kkkar of the 2016 Goat Rodeo!

Hold onto your wallet if you attend! The event is cosponsored by:

  • Concerned Women for America
  • the American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family & Property
  • the World Congress of Families

…and will have word-like noises from theocrats such as Reps. Steve King and Louie Gohmert, Fox News aw-shucks pundit Todd Starnes, CBN “reporter” David Brody, pastor Jim Garlow, rabbi Daniel Lapin and activists like ancient hate gorgon pessary art Phyllis Schlafly, Lila Rose and magically delicious dwarven scold Gary Bauer.

Pro tip: with that much BS in one location, don’t wear your good shoes.

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3 Responses to Save The Date!

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Are the Duggars going to attend this year? I hear they’re big wheels in the “family values” crowd.


  2. roket says:

    Where’s the booze?


    • tengrain says:

      They’re Baptists. The booze and hookers will happen behind closed doors after the card game, but before the wife beating.




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