The Fox Effect, Cont.

Jindal-StupidWe continue to notice fallout from failed RNC Chairman Reince Priebus’ inability to do his job when he punted the 2016 Goat Rodeo debate rules to Fox News. His inability to do his one and only job has thus ensured that the politicians themselves are now stalking the news for any toe-hold, and breaking Saint Ronnie’s Eleventh Commandment.

Today’s featured example is boy exorcist Bobby Jindal (LA – Stupid Party), who is running dead last in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and will probably not be invited to the debate. Anyway, to try to gin-up some press he posted the following statement:

Today, Governor Jindal released the following statement after Senator Rand Paul commented this morning that ISIS exists because of hawkish foreign policy.

Governor Jindal said, “This is a perfect example of why Senator Paul is unsuited to be Commander-in-Chief. We have men and women in the military who are in the field trying to fight ISIS right now, and Senator Paul is taking the weakest, most liberal Democrat position.

It’s one thing for Senator Paul to take an outlandish position as a Senator at Washington cocktail parties, but being Commander-in-Chief is an entirely different job. We should all be clear that evil and Radical Islam are at fault for the rise of ISIS, and people like President Obama and Hillary Clinton exacerbate it.

American weakness, not American strength, emboldens our enemies. Senator Paul’s illogical argument clouds a situation that should provide pure moral clarity. Islam has a problem. ISIS is its current manifestation. And the next President’s job is to have the discipline and strength to wipe ISIS off the face of the earth. It has become impossible to imagine a President Paul defeating radical Islam and it’s time for the rest of us to say it.”

Smart move, Mr. Rhodes Scholar, posting that on your official LA website, what with your state already hating you more than The Kenyan Usurper and voting to cut your office budget since you are doing nothing but running for preznint.

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5 Responses to The Fox Effect, Cont.

  1. Well, really, Rick Perry’s only chance to even survive the primary is to NOT be at the debates…


  2. chrome agnomen says:

    well, pataki’s in the race too, so how long can jindal expect to hold onto the heinie spot?


  3. Pissed in NYC says:

    I keep hoping that Mz. Lindsay’s entry will result in the outing he so dearly has earned. As for the rest of them, honestly they all look alike.


  4. roket says:

    Perhaps if his skin tone were more like the color depicted in that painting of him. Reckon?


  5. Bruce388 says:

    All Pyush has to do is announce the Earth is 6,000 years old and he’ll rocket to the top of the Gooper freak show.


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