And If You Were Spiderman, Bobo?


“If you could go back to 1889 and strangle Adolf Hitler in his crib, would you do it? At one level, the answer is obvious. Of course, you should. If there had been no Hitler, presumably the Nazi Party would have lacked the charismatic leader it needed to rise to power. Presumably, there would have been no World War II, no Holocaust, no millions dead on the Eastern and Western fronts.

“But, on the other hand, if there were no World War II, you wouldn’t have had the infusion of women into the work force.”

Cause and effect are hard, Barbie. Jeebus, can’t Brooks just say that he was wrong about the Iraq War and his cheerleading for it?

Also/Too: this marks the first time this mendacious turd has had anything good to say about women in the workforce; usually he blames them for the moral decline of the country.

I can hardly wait for Driftglass to take his scalpel and vivisect this column.

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7 Responses to And If You Were Spiderman, Bobo?

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    If WWII hadn’t happened, my parents would probably never have met and I wouldn’t be here. If I could go back in time and kill one person, the year would be 1958 and the person would be my sister.


    • tengrain says:

      I assure you my sister NineGrain would say the same about me; the only difference is that she tried a few times, but she was like the Wiley Coyote of our family, it always backfired on her.




  2. moeman says:

    Drift kills it, again. Click the link kids.


  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I think if I could go back in time, I would just switch Hitler with another baby born that day. It would be a great test of the whole nurture vs nature argument.

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  4. Jado says:

    ” Jeebus, can’t Brooks just say that he was wrong about the Iraq War and his cheerleading for it?”

    Pfft. No. He can’t JUST SAY he was wrong – it was a peculiar confluence of events that no one could have seen coming (except the intel analysts who were ignored or pressured, and everyone else not bellowing for war), and besides, unexpected consequences, AMIRITE??!!

    Bobo is a mealy-mouthed, sanctimonious boot-licker, and he will never be honest about his role and his motivations. Because his salary depends on it.

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