News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal (The Stupid Party — LA) has released his first campaign ad for The 2016 Goat Rodeo, even though he has not announced yet:

And just to make it perfectly clear to Y’all Qaeda, Jindal has also issued an Executive Order To ‘Accomplish The Intent’ Of Failed Anti-Gay Bill.

“For months Republican Governor Bobby Jindal has been pushing an anti-gay “religious liberty” bill called the Louisiana Marriage And Conscience Act. earlier this afternoon it was defeated by a whopping 10-2 vote by a House committee.

Yay! That’s deader than Mike Pence’s chances of ever having a key to the Oval Office, amiright?

“Almost immediately, Gov. Jindal issued a statement in response.


““We are disappointed by the committee’s action to return the Louisiana Marriage and Conscience Act to the calendar,” Gov. Jindal told The Advocate, a local Louisiana newspaper. “We will be issuing an Executive Order shortly that will accomplish the intent of HB 707 to prevent the state from discriminating against persons or entities with deeply held religious beliefs that marriage is between one man and one woman.”

Because the poor, hapless Xristian is once again the martyr?

“”This Executive Order will prohibit the state from denying or revoking a tax exemption, tax deduction, contract, cooperative agreement, loan, professional license, certification, accreditation, or employment on the basis the person acts in accordance with a religious belief that marriage is between one man and one woman.””

So essentially it’s open season on the ‘mos in Louisiana. Government agencies will not be able to investigate, let alone pursue any discrimination cases or press for damages. Of course, if the SCOTUS does strike down bans against Marriage Equality, especially as marriage is part of the good faith and reciprocity clause (legally married in one state is legally married in all), this executive order will most likely be unenforceable, but Bobby will have made his point with Y’all Qaeda by proverbially dying on that hill.

This is what theocracy looks like, folks. Think about this.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Translation: The dually elected representatives of this state saw through my shit stain scam and acted accordingly by not wasting any more time or risk un-winnable lawsuits the state may face.
    Oh, and he told the local paper…The Advocate.
    The irony, it burns in all the right places.


  2. M. Bouffant says:

    When will these activist governors stop over-riding the will of the people as expressed through the legislatures?


    • tengrain says:

      As long as Jindal thinks that there is a single vote he can harvest, he will do it. Bet me: he’ll be snake handling before this is over.




      • Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

        I’m not so sure he’ll be snake handling, one of his paler opponents might accuse him of relapsing into Hinduism.


  3. Jeff Olson says:

    ‘Jim Crow, can Jim Crow pick up the white phone at the front of the building? Jim Crow. Paging Jim Crow.’

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  4. roket says:

    Damn. I wish I could pick and choose the laws I wish to follow.


  5. A.J. says:

    “We will be issuing an Executive Order shortly that will accomplish the intent of HB 707…”

    Executive Order. Executive Order. Executive Order. Where have I heard that term before…and why hasn’t Obama used it to….oh.

    Never mind. IOKIYAR.

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