Brisket® Palin: Always a Bride’s Maid

bristol-the-naughty-nun…Never a bride: Bristol Palin Is No Longer Engaged

The long-and-short of it seems to be that her betrothed, Dakota Meyer, might still be married or something, though Brisket® denies that the rumors are true:

“Regarding salacious headlines in recent days about “secret wives”, Dakota and I discussed our past relationships prior to our engagement. Dakota was legally divorced years ago, as any good reporter could and should have disclosed to readers. As usual, false stories and dramatically written headlines begging controversy should be disregarded, and we have faith that our privacy will be respected at this time by those with decency. Thank you! – Bristol”

So Brisket called off the wedding because… whimsey?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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9 Responses to Brisket® Palin: Always a Bride’s Maid

  1. SkinnyDennis says:

    Was 5 days to the wedding. Wanna bet they’ve already raided the registry?


    • tengrain says:

      I’m sure that they are still bumping uglies, too. I think this has more to do with liability than with a sudden Come-to-Jeebus moment.

      It goes without saying that they have already opened the presents.




  2. roket says:

    Stay tuned for the next Palin brawl at my old KY home.


  3. SkinnyDennis says:

    Guest list went up in smoke with all that brouhaha down in Texass.


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Dakota Meyer has a Congressional Medal of Honor, but marrying into that clan? Some things are just too scary.


    • A.J. says:


      NOT “Congressional”. Congress has nothing to do with it. Do not dishonor the medal by associating it with Congress. (Whoever first used that term should be shot.)


  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Every baker refused to bake a wedding cake for them because Bristol’s not a virgin.


  6. Pissed in NYC says:

    What does one buy as a wedding gift for a Palin? Oh, I know….condoms. Lots and lots of condoms.


  7. A.J. says:

    Sarah on F-book: “Sadly, Bristol and Dakota called of their weddin.’



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