Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Cotton?

Folks is dumb where I come from...

Folks is dumb where I come from…

Let the fun begin! Tom Cotton, Cake Fiend, has challenged Iran’s ambassador to a debate!

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) on Wednesday challenged Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif to a public debate over their respective nations.

“Hey @JZarif, I hear you called me out today,” Cotton tweeted.

“If you’re so confident, let’s debate the Constitution,” he continued.
“Here’s offer: Meet in D.C., @JZarif, time of your choosing to debate Iran’s record of tyranny, treachery and terror,” the freshman senator concluded.

To which Mr. Zaria replied:

“Serious diplomacy, not macho personal smear, is what we need,” Mohammad Javad Zarif said on Twitter, before congratulating Cotton on the recent birth of his first child.”

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7 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Cotton?

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “Here’s offer: Meet in D.C., @JZarif, time of your choosing to debate Iran’s record of tyranny, treachery and terror,” the freshman senator concluded.

    Number of times Iran overthrew the democratically-elected government of the U.S. and installed a torturing tyrant: 0

    Number of times Iran sold chemical weapons to an enemy of the U.S. So that it could fight a proxy war: 0

    Hey, why doesn’t Cotton have that debate in Geneva… or The Hague.

    PostScript: Damn, he looks like Beaker from the muppets with that head-neck appendage of his!

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Those events, though unfortunate, occurred way before Obama took office. Therefore, they don’t count. Any wingnut knows history began when the Kenyan Usurper was awarded the office by voter fraud.

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  2. Steve-O says:

    Love that Zaria replies to nuttiness with civility.

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  3. roket says:

    Sadly, serious diplomacy and teabaggers do not occupy the same dimension. With them, it’s their way or the highway, on everything. That’s not diplomacy. That’s psychopathy.

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  4. RWW says:

    umm, Mr. Cotton, you ain’t got a chance in this debate cuz the diplomat you’re challenging is smarter than you and every single Arkansasan who voted for you, combined.

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