News That Will Drive You To Drink

The Koan of Aqua Buddha

Rand Paul groundhog day drivingHey guys, remember that time when Sen. Aqua Buddha mansplained journalism to Savannah Guthrie when she was trying to ask him about his flip-flopping on positions?

It seems sushing her and talking down to her wasn’t sexism on his part, actually it is sexism on your part for thinking he was sexist!

“The funny thing about it is that it’s kind of a sexist position to think that somehow women announcers are less capable to handle themselves than men. I don’t think that, but everybody that was complaining about it, thinking it had something to do with gender, basically that’s insulting to the people doing the questioning.”

Schrödinger’s Candidate Rand Paul can be on both sides of any issue, even his mansplaining. I think he would get a 10, even from the Russian Judge, for that verbal gymnastic feat of wonder.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Raymond Smith says:

    Now I know for a certainty that Paul subscribes to the Orwellian: Doublespeak” policy for all TPGOP politicians.


  2. M. Bouffant says:

    Speaking of a Paul driving someone to drink:
    Rand Paul’s son cited for DUI in Lexington.

    Damn gummint schools & their “drivers ed.”


    • Bruce388 says:

      Reading that article, it’s young William’s THIRD adventure with the law. Previous adventures include underage drinking and assaulting a flight attendant.

      Gomer and Gomerette Huckaby must be quite proud of their spawn about now.


  3. roket says:

    Glad you cleared that up for us Sen. Aqua Buddha. You’re an equal opportunity prick. Got it.


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