Who Needs An Apple Watch When…

the latest status symbol is your own, personal, 2016 Goat Rodeo contender?

"Where are the rabbits, George?"

“Where are the rabbits, George?”

“When the primaries are over and Scott Walker gets the nomination,” Mr. Koch told the crowd, the billionaire brothers would support him, according to a spokeswoman. The remark drew laughter and applause from the audience of fellow donors and Republican activists, who had come to hear Mr. Walker speak earlier at the event, held at the Union League Club.

It seems like what we’ve been saying all along, that Walker is already an employee of Koch Industries is being verified. What sounds interesting is that they are not committing to funding him during the primary, and in fact, they have suggested that they are auditioning others.

The Smart Bush®

The Smart Bush®

“The Koch brothers may not be settling on a Republican presidential candidate just yet. One day after The New York Times reported that the Kochs were getting behind Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, a “top Koch aide” tells Politico the billionaire brothers are going to give Jeb Bush a “chance to audition for the brothers’ support.”

“The reason for the reconsideration, according to Mike Allen: “Bush is getting a second look because so many Koch supporters think he looks like a winner.”

“It’s possible the Kochs really are undecided. It’s also possible they’re doing some damage control to contain the fallout from the Times story.”

It’s a good thing that Citizen’s United proved to the SCOTUS that there is no corruption from the cash tsunami sweeping away our democracy. I was worried for a moment.

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10 Responses to Who Needs An Apple Watch When…

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    “Jeb, you’re gonna have to learn to use your tongue the way Scottie does.”


  2. McDee says:

    Audition? That word is very telling in this context. As in “great, you get the part! “. Are the Koch brothers going to “cast” the rest of the administration as well?

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  3. Better be careful, Kochy.

    With the one wandering eye Walker may accidentally tongue your belly button. (Unless it’s their particular fetishquirk, a Manic Pixie Dream Governor orally scrubbing out your grungy bits.)

    And Jebster has had breakfast with Prescott Bush, the man who validates Godwin’s law. Chucky and Davy can’t hold an evil candle to Bush Sr.Sr.


  4. E.A. Blair says:

    “It seems like what we’ve been saying all along, that Walker is already an employee of Koch Industries is being verified.”

    I disagree.

    Scott Walker is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries.


  5. moeman says:

    How is Koch pronounced?


  6. Pissed in NYC says:

    There is something really offensive about an asshole who got kicked out of college, while barely maintaining a C average, I recall, being promoted by those fucking sociopaths to drag this country down to medieval feudalism. I just want to see something, some sign that says that they will not get their way. That said, if the choice is Bush or Clinton, maybe it’s better if we just get there faster with Walleye McKochlicker.

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