Rand Paul’s 2016 Goat Rodeo Camp Continues!

Hey guys, remember that time that Schrödinger’s Candidate Rand Paul lost his temper when asked again about his constantly changing position on abortion rights (open the box! Is the cat alive or dead?) and he snapped at the Press:

“Why don’t we ask the DNC: Is it OK to kill a 7-pound baby in the uterus?”

“You go back and go ask (DNC head) Debbie Wasserman Schultz if she’s OK with killing a 7-pound baby that’s just not born yet. Ask her when life begins, and ask Debbie when she’s willing to protect life. When you get an answer from Debbie, come back to me.”

He was so angry his wig blew off his noggin, he needs to remember to tie the chin strap on that thing. (Also/too Bro: don’t yell at the press when running for office. Or rather, do. Heh.)

Well, Debbie Wasserman Schultz got back to Sen. Aqua Buddha with a great answer because, a) it was obvious that someone was going to ask it (it’s called being prepared, think about it Rand) and 2) she’s kinda good at this politics thing, which clearly The Aqua Buddhist is not.

“Here’s an answer,” said Schultz. “I support letting women and their doctors make this decision without government getting involved. Period. End of story. Now your turn, Senator Paul. We know you want to allow government officials like yourself to make this decision for women — but do you stand by your opposition to any exceptions, even when it comes to rape, incest, or life of the mother? Or do we just have different definitions of ‘personal liberty’? And I’d appreciate it if you could respond without ‘shushing’ me.”