The Many Positions of Schroëdinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul

He’s not different, he’s a fraud.

Let’s see, Rand Paul has taken these positions:

  • Privacy – He says that he wants to dismantle the entire NSA, but then he had to go on record and vote to reform it and instead, he punted.
  • Legalizing Dope – Aqua Buddha is opposed, which is pretty much anti-libertarian.
  • Defense Spending – he was against it before he was for increasing it.
  • Drones – Gee, that 13-hour filibuster he references was back when he was principally against the use of drones, domestically and abroad. He is now in favor of drones domestically and abroad. Besides border security, he has also suggested that Police use drones to hunt down and kill bank robbers.
  • Marriage Equality – He finds it personally offensive, and has suggested beastiality is next.
  • Personhood – he is the sponsor of a federal personhood bill that would effectively ban all abortion, no exceptions.

Sounds pretty much like every other Republican, no? Let’s give Schroëdinger’s Candidate the last word:


“I’m not a libertarian. I’m a libertarian Republican. I’m a constitutional conservative.”

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2 Responses to The Many Positions of Schroëdinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul

  1. Raymond Smith says:

    Yes Paul we know you have shown you will lie, plagiarize and say anything to get elected. You are correct you are as you say a proud member of the TP/GOP.


  2. roket says:

    He has chosen unwisely but if he somehow makes it, the good people of KY will be able to vote for him twice. Yay.


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