Your Saturday Bottomless Mug o’ Stupid, Sen. Cotton

Let Him Eat Cake

Q: You have been described as having very little appetite for frivolity. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
A: I run a lot every morning.
Q:That sounds neither guilty nor pleasurable.
A: But I do it so I can indulge in the guilty pleasure of eating birthday cake.
Q: Every day?
A: Most days, with ice cream. Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: “Really? I do, too.”
Q: Even if it’s not somebody’s birthday?
A: Yes. She went to the grocery store yesterday and picked up a white birthday cake.

So besides being a small-thinking would-be traitor and theocrat, Sen. Tom ‘Mr. Postman’ Cotton is also psychosexually arrested at about first grade birthday parties?

(NYTimes Magazine)

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5 Responses to Your Saturday Bottomless Mug o’ Stupid, Sen. Cotton

  1. One for every child…

    …buried in his cellar.

    Tommy is (literally) a motherfucker. Cousinfucker, fatherfucker, pedophilic necrophiliac, and probably the family milk mule.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    Dude is fucked up.


  3. Bruce388 says:

    The cakes are from anti-gay bakeries.

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  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    And to think, there are children out there who will never know the joy of a real birthday because some sick gop fuck has to eat a cake everyday. Everyday. Again and again.

    And it’s his wife’s guilty pleasure too.
    The metaphors for elitism and double entendres are endless.

    “Oh the humanity” Joséphine de Beauharnais did not say.


  5. roket says:

    Well now, isn’t that exceptionally American? Let them eat cake.


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