“I look at Barack Obama and I see the worst president of my lifetime, without question. I used to have significant criticism of Jimmy Carter, but compared to Barack Obama and the damage he is doing to the nation—it’s a tragedy.”
—Blam-Blam, in an upcoming interview in Playboy, and might we add that we are grateful that he is not being featured as the centerfold?
Mock Paper Scissors 
Playboy has diffidently lowered their article standards.
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That throws the whole “I just buy it for the articles” excuse right out the window.
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Not safe! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104×2695235
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That might explain how Chimpy picked him for VP.
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There’s more than one way to be a massive dick.
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Therefore, the world according to blam blam is 6 yrs old. Take that you crazy Christians.
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First grit your teeth then murmur – Keep looking at those titties you spineless fucks. I will control you and your spawn then eat their soulsssss.
Ah Playboy, the wet dream of…well nobody anymore.
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He’s too evil to die, I guess. He smoked three packs of cigarettes a day for years. They probably replaced all his organs when they claimed to have given him (only) a human heart.
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Perhaps not the centerfold but still pornographic.
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