The Smart Bush Goes to SC… And Steps On a Rake

The Candidate Who Will Drive You To Drink

The Candidate Who Will Drive You To Drink

Nikki Haley Governor of that seething hotbed of unbridled lust, South Carolina was the host for a campaign visit from NotChimpy today.

And so where did she take The Smart Bush, you ask? Why, to a battered women’s shelter, of course. Except, whoopsie, it is one of the 23 or so shelters she has defunded over the years.

“Governor Haley has stooped to an all-time low by bringing a Presidential candidate to a women’s shelter that she tried to defund,” S.C. Rep. Mia McLeod said. “South Carolina ranks number two in the nation for women killed by men, and we don’t need self-serving, overly-ambitious politicians like Nikki Haley, pimping domestic violence shelters and the women and children they serve, just to get another five minutes of fame on national television. These shelters need funding, not lip service and a photo op from a Governor who’s doing nothing more than auditioning for her next job.”

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5 Responses to The Smart Bush Goes to SC… And Steps On a Rake

  1. reamus says:

    Oh Nikki, she is as smart as a rock.

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  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Whats the matter girl, no homeless shelters with empty pots that need cleaning?

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  3. moeman says:

    Oh nikki you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you blow, my mind.

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  4. bearsense says:

    Actually, a bag full of hammers is smarter, and more useful.

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