His Luck Was Bound To Wear Out

Bristol Palin announces engagement to Medal of Honor winner on Facebook

(And I didn’t know one could be awarded a Medal of Honor on Facebook.)

Yup: Brisket® is getting herself hitched to this guy:

He fits right in with Mooselini’s family.

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15 Responses to His Luck Was Bound To Wear Out

  1. Bruce388 says:

    He’ll be good in the next drunken brawl.


    • tengrain says:

      He’ll kick Trapp’s/Truck/Trick—what’s his name—ass. But dude will deserve combat pay for marrying into THAT family.

      The horror, the horror,



  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He sure ain’t Bristol’s first “medal of on ‘er” recipient!


  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    What a Fuc_in lucky bast#rd.

    And the wedding notice will read:
    Lucky Fuc#er really knows how to take a punch to the face.


  4. Bruce388 says:

    This really is good news. I’ve been concerned about Brisket’s marital prospects. I just hope he goes easy on her store-bought chin.


  5. w3ski4me says:

    I actually feel sorry for the Both of them. As little as I do know of Brisket, I do know she is in No Way capable of dealing with her mates Full Time PTSD. Look at it, he has the “Medal of Honor”, that means he was in deep shit with people dying at his feet. There is No Way that guy doesn’t have a huge case of PTSD and she isn’t going to be able to help worth a damn. This almost guarantees more soap opera drama from the Wasilla Hillbillys. Besides this poor shmuck isn’t going to get much help with that clan. Sorry indeed.


    • roket says:

      Yeah. What w3ski said.


      • reamus says:

        The M of H does not and never will equal PTSD….when you meet someone who has it, ask them. I am sure a few have it, but one does not equal the other. PTSD is the IN ability to handle stress. The M of H usually means the opposite..
        Unless you have one get off that horse.


  6. JerryB says:

    Mark my words. We haven’t seen the last of that young man. Sister Sarah (aka Goddess) will try to use him to create a Palin family political dynasty. By 2020 or sooner he’ll run for office.


  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Are they registered at Blood Bath & Beyond?


  8. yanno, at this point, I have a bit of sympathy for the Snowbilly clan. Yes, they are all venal graspers, but the younger ones were once innocent and had a chance. But they have now grown up in the Reality TV spotlight, and their primary role models are Madam Grifter and Taaahhhhhd the Snow Machine Neckbeard.

    It’s really kind of sad.

    Not that I want to dissuade anyone from wholesale mockery.


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