Is This The Tweet That Launched a Thousand Flying Monkeys? UPDATED

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You see, Y’all Qaeda doesn’t think that Schröedinger’s Candidate Sen. Rand Paul was clapping enough or with enough enthusiasm as Wingnuttia listens to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s address attempt to overthrow one branch of the US Government. But no one despises the shag-carpet toff’ed Senator for it more than the AIPAC’s Ambassador to the WaPo Jennifer Rubin.

Let’s listen in as Jenghazi rips Aqua Buddha a new hole:

And it goes on and on… so I guess Rand won’t be getting the much-coveted Jennicide endorsement?

UPDATE 1: Rand Paul Slaps Back: “I gave the prime minister 50 standing ovations.” Sweet Baby Jeebus, he kept a tally of his sincerely held reaction?

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10 Responses to Is This The Tweet That Launched a Thousand Flying Monkeys? UPDATED

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    UPDATE 1: Rand Paul Slaps Back: “I gave the prime minister 50 standing ovations.” Sweet Baby Jeebus, he kept a tally of his sincerely held reaction?

    Fifty Shades of “Yay!”

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  2. McDee says:

    When Stalin gave a speech police and KGB agents in the hall were always on the lookout for “insufficient enthusiasm”. Hmmm…

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  3. roket says:

    Just as a reminder, Libertarians were shut out of the last republican convention. Next up will be Y’all Qaida and it ain’t going to be pretty.

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  4. Luther Kreiger says:

    I’m still waiting for the thugs to invite Putin over to make a speech.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The problem is all inside your head
    She said to Paul
    The answer is easy if you
    Just don’t think at all
    I’d like to help you in your struggle
    To be y’all
    There must be fifty ways
    To cheer your Israeli cover

    She said it’s really not my habit
    To intrude
    Furthermore, I hope your pandering
    Won’t be lost or misconstrued
    But I’ll repeat myself
    At the risk of being crude
    There must be fifty ways
    To cheer your Israeli cover
    Fifty ways to cheer your Israeli cover

    [CHORUS:]
    You Just get up and clap, Jack
    Slap those palms, Tom
    Stand up and yell, Mel
    Just get your publicity
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don’t need to discuss much
    Just show that you’re pleased, Lee
    And get your publicity

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  6. HarpoSnarx says:

    AquaBuddah: Now with 50% more Clap.

    Same amount of crap though.

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    I like the caption on the screen: Israel and America always stand together. Except on those occasions when Israel attacks a US Navy ship, builds settlements to inflame the Palestinians, pays US citizens to spy on our government, takes US aid, but the other times, yes.

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  8. Doug in Oakland says:

    Does Jennifer Rubin still hold Princess Sparkle Pony’s worst sentence ever published title, or has Richard Cohen reclaimed it?

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    • tengrain says:

      Doug – I don’t know. I’ve always maintained that Richard Cohen is The Worst Writer In The World, so he would be my sentimental favorite.

      Regards,

      Tengrain

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