You see, Y’all Qaeda doesn’t think that Schröedinger’s Candidate Sen. Rand Paul was clapping enough or with enough enthusiasm as Wingnuttia listens to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s address attempt to overthrow one branch of the US Government. But no one despises the shag-carpet toff’ed Senator for it more than the AIPAC’s Ambassador to the WaPo Jennifer Rubin.
Let’s listen in as Jenghazi rips Aqua Buddha a new hole:
And it goes on and on… so I guess Rand won’t be getting the much-coveted Jennicide endorsement?
UPDATE 1: Rand Paul Slaps Back: “I gave the prime minister 50 standing ovations.” Sweet Baby Jeebus, he kept a tally of his sincerely held reaction?
Mock Paper Scissors 
UPDATE 1: Rand Paul Slaps Back: “I gave the prime minister 50 standing ovations.” Sweet Baby Jeebus, he kept a tally of his sincerely held reaction?
Fifty Shades of “Yay!”
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Hahaha, B-4 for the win! — TG
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When Stalin gave a speech police and KGB agents in the hall were always on the lookout for “insufficient enthusiasm”. Hmmm…
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Just as a reminder, Libertarians were shut out of the last republican convention. Next up will be Y’all Qaida and it ain’t going to be pretty.
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I’m still waiting for the thugs to invite Putin over to make a speech.
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The problem is all inside your head
She said to Paul
The answer is easy if you
Just don’t think at all
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be y’all
There must be fifty ways
To cheer your Israeli cover
She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope your pandering
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To cheer your Israeli cover
Fifty ways to cheer your Israeli cover
[CHORUS:]
You Just get up and clap, Jack
Slap those palms, Tom
Stand up and yell, Mel
Just get your publicity
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just show that you’re pleased, Lee
And get your publicity
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AquaBuddah: Now with 50% more Clap.
Same amount of crap though.
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I like the caption on the screen: Israel and America always stand together. Except on those occasions when Israel attacks a US Navy ship, builds settlements to inflame the Palestinians, pays US citizens to spy on our government, takes US aid, but the other times, yes.
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Does Jennifer Rubin still hold Princess Sparkle Pony’s worst sentence ever published title, or has Richard Cohen reclaimed it?
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Doug – I don’t know. I’ve always maintained that Richard Cohen is The Worst Writer In The World, so he would be my sentimental favorite.
Regards,
Tengrain
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