Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter have joined the growing list of guest stars for the third TV movie in the [Sharknado] phenomenon, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.
Launching in July, Sharknado 3 will be set in Washington, D.C., this time and, per Syfy, will “cause mass destruction in the nation’s capital” before it roars down the Eastern Seaboard.
Entrepreneur/Dallas Mavericks owner Cuban of Shark Tank will play the president, while conservative commentator/author Coulter will play the vp.
Casting Coulter as Blam-Blam is sheer genius, though she probably has a bigger adam’s apple; he’s still a bigger Dick, tho.
Liz Cheney has a winning smile.
I hope that Liz Cheney will be making her screen debut as the title character.
(Hat tip: Hollywood Reporter via Scissorhead Fran)
Mock Paper Scissors 
Sharknados and Land Sharks. What a combo.
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“he’s still a bigger Dick, tho.” If you’re referring to his nickname, OK. Penis size, I’m going with Adam’s Apple Annie.
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Hum….Will her head get eaten off by Jaws or will she be the one going the nom-noms?
Or, like Dr Strangelove, will she be the one riding the Shark in to congress like some Loan Ranger K-rist figure?
Decisions, decisions.
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