News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump

Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump

Short-fingered vulgarian The Donald really, Really, REALLY wants us to believe that this time he’s being serious about running in the 2016 Goat Rodeo:

In recent days, Trump said, he has hired staffers in key primary states, retained an election attorney and delayed signing on for another season as host of NBC’s “The Celebrity Apprentice” because of his political projects.

“Everybody feels I’m doing this just to have fun or because it’s good for the brand,” Trump said in an interview with The Washington Post. “Well, it’s not fun. I’m not doing this for enjoyment. I’m doing this because the country is in serious trouble.”

The moves are the most significant steps yet by Trump, 68, toward a bona fide presidential bid, which he considered briefly and flamboyantly in 2011 before deciding against a run.

The looming question, however, is whether he can convince Republicans that he is more than a celebrity bomb-thrower and instead is sincere in his consideration of a campaign. Trump is slated to appear ahead of former Florida governor Jeb Bush on Friday at the Conservative Political Action Conference, an annual gathering of conservatives near Washington.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. LOL, I just sent you a link about this. I should have known you were already on it!

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  2. reamus says:

    This will be huuuge!

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  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    The first time he’s told he owes 2 cents out of his own pocket – he’s gone.
    Or
    When he’s told to release his tax returns and only has a cardboard box full of greasy Denny’s receipts – he’s gone.
    Or
    This shit writes itself.

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  4. ” I’m doing this because the country is in serious trouble.”

    “I mean, have you SEEN the Prezident? He’s a NI-C:ANG!!” the short-fingered vulgarian did not add…

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    • Of course, the fact that the Dow is higher than it’s ever been, employment is doing decent, adding jobs, and we have drastically reduced the number of America’s sons being killed in faraway places aside, what has Obama done for us LATELY??!?!?

      Oh, yeah, the aqueducts, of COURSE the aqueducts, that goes without saying!

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  5. Verne Greene says:

    Donald Trump mistakes political staffers for unpaid interns. Film at 11.

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  6. roket says:

    Convince republicans that he is more than a celebrity bomb-thrower? Um, if he weren’t a celebrity bomb-thrower he’d be a goat with no name, stupid. Please proceed.

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  7. Luther Kreiger says:

    Guuuuys, stop laughing at him, you don’t even KNOW how super-serious he is! I’ve heard he’s even letting the GOOD ferret out of its cage to take the seat on his head for this, so stop it!

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  8. Bruce388 says:

    Bomb-throwing, OK. Celebrity, not so much.

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