The Nut Cracker, Sweet

Nut Cracker

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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8 Responses to The Nut Cracker, Sweet

  1. That oughta give Y’All Queda some nightmares….

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  2. Pissed in NYC says:

    Um, I’m not feeling the empowerment to be frank.

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  3. RobGinChicago says:

    I always thought that Ann Coulter had at least some marginal usefulness in the horizontal position.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Get yours now at Blake Farenthold Enterprises, Inc.

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  5. Weird Dave says:

    Looks like it’s got plenty of leverage…

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Looks like it could handle black walnuts…

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  7. John says:

    …any guy who sticks their nuts where they don’t belong…CRUNCH!!!

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