News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishsticks tells us that God wants us to have a flat tax (just like Steve Forbes)!
- That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum gave the convocation speech at Liberty University (the late Jerry Falwell’s place that may or may not be accredited). And he’s not saying that all Muslims are terrorists…
- The completely ineffective National Organization for Marriage has declared jihad on the likely 2016 Goat Rodeo contender Sen. Rob Portman (who was Chimpy’s Budget Director—I cannot stop laughing) because he supports Marriage Equality (mostly because he has a gay son).
- Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, compares and contrasts the Easter Bunny and gay marriage in one of his patented analogy-metaphor mash-ups that confuses more than it elucidates.
This Barber jerk – is he always talking about the survival of the human race? I tried to catch him talking about endless war or climate change to catch him out, but no soap. Just like you said, all sex, all the time.
So Frothy will be running for prezdent on the Muslims are sinners platform and not Ebola, Immigrants or benghazi, Benghazi, BENGHAZI !
What’s he up to?