Bristolnacht, Cont. #PalinBrawl

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The Smoking Gun has the police report. Heh.

The reports list Bristol Palin, 23, as a suspect, her brother Track, 26, as a victim, and Sarah Palin and her husband Todd as witnesses. A third Palin child, 20-year-old Willow, is identified as a “person interviewed.”

According to cops, Bristol appeared “heavily intoxicated” during questioning, and claimed that she had confronted a woman who had pushed her sister. Bristol claimed that the party’s host was “calling her a cunt and slut” and that she was pushed to the ground and pulled “around on the grass by her feet.”

…and it get’s better.

And just a housekeeping note: I’m on a train heading into Oregon, so posting will be lite today).

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11 Responses to Bristolnacht, Cont. #PalinBrawl

  1. Dimitrios says:

    Surely Willow must have enough material for her tell-all book by now!

    Don’t tell me that she muffed it all up by forgetting to become literate?


  2. SkinnyDennis says:

    … “people were saying things like ‘Fuck the Palins.’”

    Where can I but the t-shirt?


  3. Bruce388 says:

    One more good thing about Gramps and Sarah losing in 2008. The Secret Service has enough problems these days without dealing with the Palin clan’s social activities.


  4. Pissed in NYC says:

    Yes, Piper will be the one to finally destroy the facade and lay that disfunctional family bare. I hope it finally brings an end to her mother’s 15+ minutes.


  5. Nangleator says:

    I picture energetic banjo music playing during the altercation. And a toothless, grizzled elder nicknamed, “Paw” perhaps, guffawing and slapping his knees.


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